Ten Per Cent Off Lyrics

10% discount in the store
Persuades you to buy what you can�t afford
What you�d never have thought of buying before
You call it a treat for the man next door
It�s one point ahead in the status war
And it�s 10% off so you, buy one more!

10% off, freedom of choice
10% off, ends in 3 days
10% off, so buy what you can
10% off, variety pays

Holidays canceled to get to the sale
It�s the last 3 days and the old one might fail
It�s didn�t look too good when it came in the mail
So like a dog in a frenzy you chase your own tail
You�re on the right track but your brain is derailed
And the ??? quickly turns stale

10% off, freedom of choice
10% off, ends in 3 days
10% off, so buy what you can
10% off, variety pays

10%, that�s what it says
If you can�t afford it ask for a raise!
It�s all an investment of course
Not a way to make your mouth water, you�re eyes double glazed

Freedom becomes an asset to fill
With the 10% off it�s beginning to feel
Changing is known as to beat shady deal
Cos the price of real freedom is really unreal
The real stuff is guaranteed, comes with a seal
Well yea mate I�ve got some, but it�s not for sale
No, it�s not for sale
No, it�s not for sale
No, it�s not for sale
Not for sale